Wednesday, December 28, 2011

[CHICKENS-101] Re: Dead hen?

 

What to do with a dead chicken? Let me count the ways. One must ask if you have any unfriends that might deserve a gift? Anonymous of course. Perhaps a request from an deserving relative? Preferably from another city. Kids away at school always fine this amusing. Well almost always. The next best bet is "Rural Pick Up". Gift wrap the corpus and set on the side of the road. A place you can watch from the window is best. I heard of one case where the carcass was presented to the neighbors dog. The dog proudly took the bird home to show its master it was a great hunter. Got the dog restricted. Neighbor never said 'boo'.
Just a few ideas from a sick mind
Ol' George

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