When we "own" animals, they can go days with little excitement...as long
as we remain on site. Leave them alone for even a short while and don't
be surprised by what you find when you return. We really only think we
"own" them...
On Tue, 2010-08-03 at 12:36 -0500, Cryptidwolf wrote:
> I'm not making this up. We have 5 more adult goldwings. We go to the
> store at 6:00am this morning, why? I told Mrs. Crypt, "Look, it's
> supposed to hit 105 degrees today, heat index of 110 to 115. No
> strenuous exercise outside, the heats to much".
> We come home and ALL of our adult chickens are loose. Our dog is chasing
> them around the yard. No, our dog wasn't trying to "Catch" catch them,
> just chase them. We lock the dog up and try to catch the chickens. We
> tried Food, treats, buckets, blankets, fish netting and at one point I
> was fuming so bad, a couple of bricks. There in the trees, the bushes,
> the garden, just everywhere. Let me tell you something. My neighbors are
> RETARDED. They thought there flimsy curtains would actually muffle there
> laughter while they were watching. I was so pissed. I said, "Screw it".
> They want to risk there lives, let them risk it.
> I kick my front door open and walk in, barely breathing.
> I'm in the bedroom trying to give myself a breathing treatment, and
> guess what? ONE BY ONE THEY COME WALKING INTO THE &^(^@($(*% (*&@!*$
> BEDROOM!
> Mrs. Crypt took my .410 away, corralled them in the closet, and put them
> in the pen one by one. I wasn't going to shoot them as I think there
> feathers are probably made out of Kevlar.
> I'm going to bed.
>
> Mike -- USA zone 6b. 8 Chickens, 2 Rabbits, 2 Ducks. Spell check brought to you by the Greater Oklahoma-Arkansas Higher Learning Center. Helping inbred, snaggle-toothed idiots for over 100 years.
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