----- Receiving the following content -----From: Georgia WoodReceiver: CHICKENS-101Time: 2010-09-24, 11:55:39Subject: Re: [CHICKENS-101] #2
Ah, thanks for the 'program with all the players listed by team'. I'm glad you only have a pellet gun. Seriously. Because that one set of neighbors should be eradicated and it would be so tempting.
I hate one of my neighbors too. Stupid 'neck from Tenn. Devious, underhanded and meaner 'n a snake. Thinks he can out bellow everyone and get his way. Good thing *I* don't own a gun. All the ones across the road I wave at and the old guy on the other side of me I've seen maybe 5 times in the year we've lived here, never close enough to wave or talk to. He's a good block away.
Try to stay calm through this - the turmoil isn't good for you.
Georgia
--- On Fri, 9/24/10, cryptidwolf <cryptidwolf@gmail.com> wrote:
From: cryptidwolf <cryptidwolf@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: [CHICKENS-101] #2
To: "CHICKENS-101@yahoogroups. com" <CHICKENS-101@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Friday, September 24, 2010, 7:09 AM
LOL!
"The Mexicans across the Street". I'm talking to his lawyer! There cool. I know JUST enough Spanish and they know JUST enough English so we always walk away confused. He gave me a card for the Lawyer he works for and said, "Call Tomorrow", Then he said something in Spanish and I scratched my head. He shouts louder and slower in Spanish thinking I will understand and I do the same in English.
The Neighbors: Hate them. After being dorked around all weekend to do them a favor last year, her daughter calls me and says (NO LIE) "Your disabled so you sit on the edge of your bed with your hands in your lap and wait for my Mother to call you to do work for her". The second mistake was they wanted me to fix there toilet for free. The third mistake was telling me that after I had been drinking and I told her were the bear craps in the woods and what toilet paper he uses.
This escalated this summer when I wasn't giving them vegetables so they "Accidently Sprayed" Weed killer in my garden.
Now they found out I have been sharing extra eggs with the neighbors and not them. Why should I? They won't even talk to me! So they called Animal Control.
Now mind you, I have a VARIANCE SIGNED BY THE CITY FOR THE CHICKENS. What she did and Animal Control amounts to harassment.
How did I get the Variance? I am in pain and fatigued all the time. I sleep 3 to 4 hours every three days. My Chickens give me a little satisfaction. Chickens are great de-stressers!
Last week tore it; we weren't getting eggs and were almost out of food. We went to two Christian food pantries down here and were turned away because we didn't have proper I.D. for one and the other one only served "Minorities". Welcome to my World! At this point I told Mrs. Crypt, "I'm done, next person that messes with me"……………….
How are my Chickens? There AWESOME! There safe and sound in the Ghost room. Now one neighbor is going to get there truck and take me to another neighbor that has a ton of extra wood (Old George) and another neighbor is going to help me close in my Car port. I also have extra glass so I am going to put that in the roof of the carport for light, 8 foot by 4 foot safety glass. "Out of sight, out of mind". Even the Animal Control dude said, "If I can't see them I can't do anything".
Guns? No worries. I only have a Pellet gun and that's so weak I doubt it will leave a welt on their forehead.
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